Wow its been a while

Greetings from me and Cocobun!!

Christ has it really been that long since I last wrote a little ditty??  Time goes so quick especially when your on time off from work.  It seems only yesterday that I was getting all excited about leaving for Italia.

I am currently standing at one of the kitchen worktops on the laptop waiting for my "Specialitie de la maison" to cook.  Man if there is one thing I can cook, that's a piece of piggy.  It's been a long slow roast today and it's about to be pulled apart with some homemade apple sauce and some roast tatties.  Yum yum pigs bum......well shoulder actually but I would eat his bum if it was juicy enough.  Not vegetarian then.  Why eat nothing but veg when you can sink your teeth into some flavoursome, juicy, tender meat I say. 

This is a real quick one today, just to say that I haven't forgotten about the fact that i have committed to writing a few words here every now and then and that I am back in the world of the living.  Not that I haven't lived for the past two weeks.  Au contraire.  I feel like I could really get used to this not working thing.  The thought of a sprog and some time off suddenly appeals to me.  My friend who I met for coffee on Friday assures me it doesn't have to be as expensive as they make out and that really, children are quite nice.  I thought all along that they were a tool for making you question your sanity and grasp on reality in those dark days but apparently its not that bleak.  Who'd have thought.

Anyway I digress.  I am sure I will whitter on about children again soon.  I feel it may be a passing whim until I have grown up a bit more.  I am only 33 after all and I think my maturity levels need a good couple of years yet to develop to the level needed to sustain and develop another human being.  That said my curiosity to see what my future child looks like it killing me.  In my head it will be a girl with dark brown hair and the family heirloom massive cheeks.  Add to that Haynesy's nose and dashing charm and wit and you have yourself a little cutie.  Ah well we'll see I guess. 

With pork in mind I was once told that the closest meat to human flesh is pork.  I guess not everything tastes like chicken.  Now not knowing a bonafide cannibal I cannot verify this information.  "It puts the lotion in the basket"......hahaha the funniest part in the Silence of the Lambs, is that dude and his little dog.  I tell ya that girl he had in that hole was annoying, I don't blame him for wanting to make a jacket out of her for his spring/summer line. 

Well anyway enough random for tonight, I seem to have gone from pork, to having a baby to cannibals.  Better stop now before I really start worrying about the state of my mind.

I will write something a little more substantive and cohesive tomorrow when brain is in gear.

Ttfn xxxx